Boulder jokes
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.