Bottom jeans jokes

You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”

*Apple bottom jeans plays*

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*

Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*

2021-2022

What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?

Little boys' pants half off.

What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have boys' pants half off.

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?

He heard boys' pants were half off!

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.