Bottom jeans jokes

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*

Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*

2021-2022

You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”

*Apple bottom jeans plays*

Jeans! (DYM 98)

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

Why do jeans always compliment your booty?

Because they’ve got your back!

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.