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What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.