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Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.