Both jokes

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.

Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they got them correct, they’re deemed cured and free to go.

Jon was called into the doctor’s office first and asked if he understood that he’d be free if he answered the questions correctly. The doctor said, “Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?” Jon said, “I’d be half blind.” “That’s correct. What if I poked out both eyes?” “I’d be completely blind.” The doctor stood up, shook Jon’s hand, and told him he was free.

On Jon’s way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Jon mentioned the exam to Amanpreet. He told him what questions were going to be asked and gave him the answers. So Amanpreet came in. The doctor went thru the formalities and asked, “What would happen if I cut off one ear?” Amanpreet, remembering what Jon had said was the correct answer said, “I’d be half blind.” The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. “What if I cut off the other ear?” “I’d be completely blind,” Amanpreet answered. “Amanpreet, can you explain how you’d be *blind*?” “My hat would fall down over my eyes.”

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.