In Boston we say
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said “ Hey Jill, you wanna?” Jill said yes, unzipped her dress and then they had a “daughta” 🤣
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:
Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
What do you call it when red Sox can doesn't pull out?
Boston cream pie
What's long hard and bloody? The Boston marathon
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