U.S. border jokes

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.

Jeff crosses the US border.

The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.

Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."

Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.

And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.