U.S. border jokes

Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.

And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.

Jeff crosses the US border.

The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.

Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Borders are fat.

Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.