U.S. border jokes

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.

Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.

And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.

Jeff crosses the US border.

The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.

Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.