Newest Boomerang Jokes - Page 2

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphans parents?

One of the two actually came back😂

I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔

Dads are boomerangs, I hope. 🍆😆😌😬😮‍💨😬

Here are a few:

While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!

Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang

What's a orfons favourite toy

A boomerang because it came back unlike there peronts

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because then they can play catch.

I think am a boomerang because I always come back to you

Boomerangs come back, But your dad never did

What's a orphans favorite toy a boomerang becuase it actually comes back

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

whats the difference between Madeleine Mccan and a boomerang? the boomerang is guaranteed to come back

This dude is so fat wearing the same damn clothes everyday. Everytime he turn around it's his graduation day he forgot to put a boomerang on his pants cause they don't even fit no more.last time I saw him coming down the street it was in a bucket of popeye"s chicken extra crispy.