Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly she got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
Yo mama’s armpits stink so bad that she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, cars slow down.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped your grandparents.
Yo mama so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was little she had to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama so ugly that she is the reason Spider-Man wears a mask.
Yo mamas teeth so yellow she spits butter.
Yo mamas teeth so dark she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama so ugly that she is the reason Batman wears a mask.
Yo mamas teeth so yellow they get mistaken for corn.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a Big Mac was a GIANT BURGER
yo mama so ugly when the lookalike cam was on her it showed a rat
Yo mama so ugly she got a wooden leg with a real foot.