What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered
What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits the blow up
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, "ISIS ain't got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived."
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work...
He’s a suicide bomber.
Sucicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breath
