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Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.

The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.

"He thought he was having his picture taken."

what did Bob the police officer say do his chest?

YOUR UNDER A VEST

Bob: usudgbhdkb g Ham: usudgbhdkb g

why did bob go to the store? To bob for apples

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod

wow why so many of the same joke

hi my names is bob

y couldnt bob hang himself?

because he had no arms to tie a not. :'-)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

My man is a paci cunt that sucks my dick

Jokes he just asked me for bobs and vegana

Why did Bob Ross die

Because the paint brush stabbed him

BOB:Wanna know a joke

LILLY: What ur hat?

BOB: no my life :'(

A man (ameenya sheed) text a nother man(bob) and said

"Hi im, ameenya sheed."

Bob" you not in my shed because i dont have one but i have a garage, i dont think your in there:

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob

Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."