Blowie jokes

Meal

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

Sexual act

Sex

My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:

Starters - role play and stripping.

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.

Dessert - Blowy.

Mom

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

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    • Blow job

    What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

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    • Blow job

    I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

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    • Lighter

    You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

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