Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper
Hey guess what I got for my birthday. No what did you get? Older
What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday but thet where all extincet
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon..
And into a children's birthday party.
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'
if it is some-ones birthday say this for a joke a long time ago in a far away galaxy
YOU WERE BORN!!!!
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident
An amputation
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a babies birthday party. You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
What is the difference between a Chick pea and a Garbanzo bean? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
went to my friend's house fucked his sister
i hade a fun fenaral / birthday
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
