Binder jokes

This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.

1. Pencils

2. Binders

3. Paper

4. Pencil sharpener.

What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

What do you call a binder with no rings?

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."