Bill Nye jokes

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.