Bill Nye jokes

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.