Bermuda jokes

Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.

Except my depression.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.

The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.

The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.

The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

She washed up on the beach.

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.