Ben Shapiro jokes

Democrat

  • What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?

    The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.

    (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)

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  • Resurrection

  • What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

    One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

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  • Voter

  • A day in the life of a Biden voter.

    $2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.

    No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.

    $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.

    50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.

    No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.

    Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.

    New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.

    Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.

    Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.

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  • Murder

  • If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.

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  • Domestic Violence

  • I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

    Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

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  • Community talk

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