Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
