Basketball Game jokes
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.