I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
im black and i have a dying family in my basement that assent ate in 2 weeks they need help btw its a joke lol
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
God those orphans we're putting up such a fight, I had to lock em in the basement
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten
Why did the cops come over .
Because parents had kids in there basement.
I had to go to my friends house... I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... IS MY FRIEND OK???
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
for charlie damelio fans my basement is your home now leave a like if you agree with me
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Dear Orphans, I have a better orphanage for you, Its my basement :)
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Whats the difference between my ass and the todlers in my uncles basement
My ass dosent cry when he stickes it in late at night
what do u call your mum basement bound
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.