Basement

Basement Jokes

You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

I had to go to my friends house... I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... IS MY FRIEND OK???

Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

Whats the difference between my ass and the todlers in my uncles basement

My ass dosent cry when he stickes it in late at night

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.