Why are trees afraid dogs? because they bark.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
Who thinks that dogs 🐕 bark to munch
About a dog
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know, maybe he went BARKING around.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
Why did the man sit in his porch and bark at the postman when he came? Because his dog had a sore throat!
One day my pet bark at me and so I got scared anWas my dad actually it was weird you should’ve saw him and so the goes on in the day because he likes to run around The house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of wall street
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark? I was really rooting to tell that one
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
what do dogs do that trees don't do? AN: They bark
badoom ching
when my dog barks he gets ruff
When My do starts to bark he starts to get ruff
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?- Jurassic Bark
