Why are trees afraid dogs? because they bark.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
About a dog
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
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When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
