Baring jokes

Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.

Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."

Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."

Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.