Thailand jokes

We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.

Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.