Thailand jokes

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.

What do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai Ping.

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."