Ball

Ball jokes

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

*at school*

Nobody: Do you want nuts?

Me: Wait, you have some?

Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.

Me: :0

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."