Ball jokes
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Balls in your jaws.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Big black ball sacks.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.