Ball jokes
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Balls in your jaws.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Big black ball sacks.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"