Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable! Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass! The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
How do you get 500 dead baby’s into a car? A blender
How do you get 500 dead baby’s out of a car? A straw
What’s red and cries? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock
what's better then throwing dead babe's? catching them after with a pitch fork
Yo mama so hairy,when the baby came out,the baby died because of carpet burning
I know a baby carrot when I see one
What's worst than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 baby in 2 trash bins.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? NO! BECAUSE UNICORNS ARE GAY RAINBOWS IN EQUINE FORM.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a babies birthday party. You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mothers womb? A VIRGIN
Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.
whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it
Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.
What's the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don't have $1 Million in my wallet.
What do you call a baby in an elevator, Lubrication.
