Babble jokes
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
lol the best pokemon card ever
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Quit your babbling
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