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  • I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

    He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

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  • Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

    NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

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    Five A.M And I am checking FlightRadar on my iPad, all alone Tracking an Emirates plane that might just pass my home

    'Just a plane' People say, but this one's special in a special kinda way 747 fans should probably go away

    Hey, what's that plane I hear? Oh, it is coming near

    Help me, Help me, Help me, see my favourite aircraft Will Air Traffic Control send it through to my way? Help me, Help me, H… Read more