Aviation jokes
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
i made a song
Five A.M And I am checking FlightRadar on my iPad, all alone Tracking an Emirates plane that might just pass my home 'Just a plane' People say, but this one's special in a special kinda way 747 fans should probably go away Hey, what's that plane I hear? Oh, it is coming near Help me, Help me, Help me, see my favourite aircraft Will Air Traffic Control send it through to my way? Help me, Help m… Read more
any avgeeks here?