Auto repair jokes
"Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other."
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
How i feel when...
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.