Author jokes
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.