I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
You take a plane from Australia your mom is American your dad is British and. Your brother (and you) is Canadian (well because they traveled along many places) you are eating dinner but you realized you were going to europe. You went sleepy and you forgot your pet named “Strallia”. But she could not go anyways so you had to leave her. When you went to europe you were in the “COUNTRY-SIDE”
Where is Australia
So i ment up to a Australia girls she look like 20 and i said can i have you phone number sweet heart she saod 696969 i said oh habha ok a few days later her mother called me and said she 15
What goes up but never comes down? Water in Australia
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.😂
koalas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are asome yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
koalas are wierd why i dont no!!!!!!
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
