What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
Where is Australia?
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Koalas are awesome!
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
