Australia jokes

Koalas are awesome!

Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!

Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"

Why was the Koala Bear so clever?

Because he had good koalifications!

Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.

In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.

Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!

"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.

What is the name of the bear capital?

Koala Lumpur.