Australia jokes
What did the kangaroo 馃 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 馃槀
Koalas are awesome!
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.