Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
