Boy: Hey can I get your number
Me: Sure. Its 1-800 choke that hoe
Boy: 🤨
Me: 😎
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls
I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
he never has a bad day cuz he wakes up on both side of the bed