Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder jokes

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

What meds do snakes with ADHD take?

Adder-all.

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.