Atlas jokes

Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.