Atlas jokes

Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

Flat Earthers

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.