Atlas jokes

Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

Flat Earthers

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.