Atch jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.