Atch jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
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Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
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Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.