At first sight jokes

Why can’t the blind man find love?

It’s called love at first sight.

How did the blind girl get a date?

She said it was love at first sight.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

The happier they get, the less they see.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.