Artistry jokes

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?

A ventriloquist.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

When you fail art school.

Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!