friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
You just shot an unarmed man. Well he should have armed himself then
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo? When you feel an Emos arm there’s lots of texture! Feels great too!
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
Somebody asked me whats that on your arm I just said "My cats got ocd"
whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times 😏
Son: Dad what's a morbid joke? Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him then you will know. Son: But Dad I don't have arms or legs. Father: Now you know.
What do u call a blind kid with an eye patch an no arms, Names
What do you call a person with no arms and legs? You can call himm whatever you want he's not coming.
Kid: Dad whats a dark joke? Dad: well you see that guy over there? tell him to wave. Kid: but dad im blind. Dad: exactly, also the dude had no arm
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her :(
I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn ́t scan the barcode on my arm.
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
Jesus was being hug up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out ''Peter, peter come to me!'' So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when i reach the top the Romans cut of my arms and chuck me back down the hill. ''Peter, peter come to me!'' cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill then the Romans cut my legs of and threw me back down. For the third time Jesus cries ''Peter peter come to me!''. So i wriggle up the hill and I guess the romans pitied me and let me through. ''Look peter, I can see my house from here!''
Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '
