Are jokes

Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?

A: They are not wanted.

What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?

Catholics are registered sex offenders.

I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know, you know. 😏😏

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.

The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."

The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."

The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!

What did the person say to the orphan?

"Where are your parents?"

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.

You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.