Are jokes
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
Memes
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
Donkeys are cool.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.