Are jokes
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
The twins are falling down.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Memes
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
These are as weak as the towers.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.