Are jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Memes
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!