April Fool jokes

We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

You look pretty today... April Fools!

God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.