What did the butt say to the other butt? I got big fat apples for bleep checks
What did the corn say to the flying apple. That’s corny
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"
what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
they both hang from trees
You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!!!
The say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal
A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don't know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods
why do you call a pineapple a pineapple
because it is a pineapple pin apple apple pen doudodo
why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button
What do you call a iPhone put into a smoothie maker?- Apple smoothie.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke? You should leaf it alone
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
How does an apple fall from a tree? I don't know ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
