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Mayonnaise

6 years ago

Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"

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    1 year ago
    A meme shows the text "JESUS DIES. THE 12 APOSTLES:" above a photo of a keyboard, with the function keys F1 through F12 highlighted in a red box.
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