Apostle jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous6 years agoJesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"9/11 jokes jokesPriest jokesProstitution jokesGay jokesStephen Hawking jokesShort jokesAll categories
Anonymous6 years agoJesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"