Anorexic

Anorexic Jokes

Pound

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

Girl

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

World

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

Hula-hoop

How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.

Anorexia

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

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  • Bitch

    What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

    Quarter pounder with cheese.

    Hula-hoop

    I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

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  • Hula-hoop

    I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.