Anorexic jokes

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.

If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?

Me.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.