Ann Frank jokes

Lemme tell you a little story.

It’s night. You’re in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing it—scratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself it’s rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow... then faster.

So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.

Your heart’s pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweat’s dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.

And finally... you peel back the last plank.

And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.

BOOOOOOO!!!!

It’s Anne Frank.

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?

Only one came out of the chamber.

Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?

Concentration problems.

Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.

I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!