Android jokes
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Fortnite Android Beta
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?