And jokes
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
Memes
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.